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Okay, since this is our first post, we thought that it'd be correct to warn you that this blog, which works like a dynamic electromagentogravitic neutrino-driven device with a dynamic transfer-characteristic curve, contains:

• highly disordered and unbalanced contents, which are not suitable for: kids, thought-impaired people, sea turtles, Russian submarines and any other creature and/or object which may cause a space-time flux anomaly
• politically-incorrect contents: yes, that's right, folks! We have the strong belief that Niinistö and Menem should team up and run for elections in... HELL!
• one or more foodstuff additives banned by the FDA or any other regulatory agency, incluiding: tartrazine, sodium cyclamate, aspartame, sulfuric acid, mörköhammas, HPV-16, blue cheese, radiactive nutshells, etc.
• sharp opinions and the hottest today lines, such as how you should feed your pet bunny to keep it's fur shiny and soft to get the best price when selling it to an African bushman, who needs it for his new film about Tarzan and that ridiculous monkey.
  

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